{"id":233,"date":"2010-06-23T09:56:29","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T09:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.erbugkaya.com\/?p=233"},"modified":"2014-12-04T06:31:38","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T06:31:38","slug":"asteriks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Asteriks"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Bu yaz\u0131n\u0131n orjinali 29 A\u011fustos 2007\u2019de Erbu\u011f Kaya Blogspot\u2019ta yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.)<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Asterix\"<\/a>Eskiden \u00e7ok\u00e7a \u00e7izgi roman okumu\u015ftum. B\u00fclent eni\u015ftem Anadolu Kava\u011f\u0131\u2019ndaki evin bodrumunda y\u00fczlerce \u00e7izgi roman saklard\u0131. Kimler yoktu ki aras\u0131nda. Halamlara gitti\u011fimizde bodruma dalar, k\u00fcf kokusunun aras\u0131nda hafif nemli \u00e7izgi romanlar\u0131 se\u00e7er b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcn okurdum. Baltal\u0131 \u0130lah Zagor gibi ba\u011f\u0131rmak isterdim. Tom Braks\u2019\u0131n k\u00f6ftecisine bay\u0131l\u0131rd\u0131m. Mandrake\u2019nin insanlar\u0131n \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fck di\u015flerine a\u011fr\u0131 veren \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131n bilim adaml\u0131 b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc \u00e7ok g\u00fczeldi. Mandrake bile yenilmi\u015fti. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc her insanda mutlaka \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fck vard\u0131. Ama Abdullah\u2019da yoktu. Judas sahneye girdimi, i\u015fte diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrd\u00fcm, karizma bu. Tommiks barda s\u00fct isteyince ahaa i\u015fte yine sorun \u00e7\u0131kacak derdim. Teksas\u2019daki k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 urbalar\u0131n \u0130ngilizler oldu\u011funu \u00e7ok sonra anlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. K\u0131z\u0131l maskenin d\u00f6v\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrken \u015fapkas\u0131n\u0131n bile d\u00fc\u015fmemesine vayyy derdim. Ona \u00f6zendi\u011fim i\u00e7in uzun s\u00fcre, Diana\u2019n\u0131n evinde yatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi, yerde, y\u00fcz \u00fcst\u00fc kafam\u0131, \u00e7evirerek yatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Sevmemi\u015ftim ama Kinowa bile okumu\u015ftum.<\/p>\n


\nAma ba\u015fka kahramanlar\u0131m da vard\u0131. Onlar\u0131 da Antakya\u2019daki teyzemin kocas\u0131 \u201cOf\u201d<\/strong> eni\u015ftem (huzur i\u00e7inde yat Of eni\u015fte)<\/em> biriktiriyordu. Tenten, Red Kit ve Asteriks. Hepsini \u00e7ok severdim ama Asteriks\u2019e bay\u0131l\u0131rd\u0131m. Her Antakya\u2019ya gitti\u011fimizde odaya kapan\u0131r ve Asteriksleri bir kez daha okurdum. O zamanlar bende sadece Asteriks Lejyoner maceras\u0131 vard\u0131. Ama eni\u015ftem hepsini toplam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. San\u0131r\u0131m ilkokul ikideydim, eni\u015ftemden Asteriksleri istemi\u015ftim ama o beni \u00e7ok eski ve de\u011ferli Red Kit serisiyle kand\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Kabul etmi\u015ftim.<\/p>\n

Ama Asteriks sevgim art\u0131k herkes taraf\u0131ndan biliniyordu. Babam g\u00f6rev i\u00e7in Ankara\u2019ya, \u0130stanbul\u2019a, \u0130zmir\u2019e gitti\u011finde mutlaka Asteriks\u2019in bir maceras\u0131yla d\u00f6nerdi. \u015eimdi hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum da, eve d\u00f6n\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde o siyah, deri kaplama james bond \u00e7antay\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131p \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131rlar\u0131n\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde Asteriks\u2019i g\u00f6r\u00fcnce nas\u0131l sevinirdim.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Yava\u015f yava\u015f a\u00e7ard\u0131m kapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131. Hemen maceray\u0131 okumazd\u0131m. \u00d6nce defalarca bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131m giri\u015f sayfalar\u0131na, haritaya tekrar bakard\u0131m. Halit K\u0131van\u00e7\u2019\u0131n \u00e7evirisiydi. Oburiks de\u011fil Hopdediks idi. Kakafoniks de\u011fil Dertsiziks idi. \u00d6ylede sevmi\u015ftim.<\/p>\n

Giri\u015f karelerine bay\u0131l\u0131rd\u0131m. O reng\u00e2renk, huzurlu Galya k\u00f6y\u00fc, evleri, \u00e7i\u00e7ekleri, i\u015flerini yapan ahalisi hemen maceran\u0131n i\u00e7ine al\u0131rd\u0131. \u015eimdi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum da kendi aralar\u0131nda kavga etmelerini hi\u00e7 dert etmemi\u015fim. Biliyormu\u015fum ki bu ciddi de\u011fil. \u00d6\u011frenmi\u015fim ki arkada\u015flar kavga edebilir ama yine de arkada\u015ft\u0131r. Roma \u015fehri kuruldu\u011funda bile birbirilerine d\u00fc\u015feceklerine inanmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Korktum ama: \u201c\u0130yi denemeydi Sezar.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ormanda domuz arama sahnelerine bay\u0131l\u0131rd\u0131m. Kar\u015f\u0131lar\u0131na Romal\u0131lar \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca Asteriks ve Hopdediks aras\u0131ndaki konu\u015fmalar o kadar keyifli olurdu ki.<\/p>\n

\u0130defiks\u2019in s\u00f6k\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f, kesilmi\u015f bir a\u011fa\u00e7 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce oldu\u011fu yerde ters d\u00f6n\u00fcp bay\u0131lmas\u0131 ne kadar keyifliymi\u015f, ne kadar \u00f6nemliymi\u015f.<\/p>\n

\u0130\u015fler kar\u0131\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131nda B\u00fcy\u00fcfiks hemen \u015furubu haz\u0131rlard\u0131. Herkes s\u0131raya girerdi. \u201cOlmaz sana yok, sen k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken kazana d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcn,\u201d c\u00fcmlesi \u015fimdi bile g\u00fcnl\u00fck hayat\u0131mda kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir c\u00fcmledir. \u00c7ok ac\u0131rd\u0131m Hopdediks\u2019e. Benim de can\u0131m \u00e7ekerdi.<\/p>\n

Macera s\u0131ras\u0131nda Hopdediks\u2019in safl\u0131\u011f\u0131, Asteriks\u2019in cin olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen can dostu y\u00fcz\u00fcnden s\u00fcrekli zor duruma d\u00fc\u015fmesi, Romal\u0131lar\u0131n inan\u0131lmaz sersemlikleri, Toptoriks\u2019in kendine has inat\u00e7\u0131 asilli\u011fi ne kadar keyifliydi. Kahkahalarla g\u00fclmesem de s\u00fcrekli g\u00fcl\u00fcmserdim. Ama yerlere yatarak g\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm durumlarda olmu\u015ftu. Hopdediks havuza atlay\u0131p ta\u015f\u0131r\u0131nca, havuzun dibinde oturup havuz nerde diye sormu\u015ftu. Asteriks sen gelince o gitti ayn\u0131 yerde duramad\u0131n\u0131z demi\u015fti. Lutecia\u2019l\u0131 tembel lejyonun lahanan\u0131n alt\u0131nda kalkan aramas\u0131 krize girmeme sebep olmu\u015ftu. (Galya Kalkan\u0131) Her macerada mutlaka b\u00f6yle bir yer olurdu. Korsanlar\u0131n Galyal\u0131lar\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce gemilerini kendilerinin bat\u0131rmas\u0131 bile yeter.<\/p>\n

Macera biterdi. Her \u015fey atlat\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Huzurlu, mutlu ve \u00f6zg\u00fcr k\u00f6ylerine d\u00f6nerlerdi. Eh \u015f\u00f6len zaman\u0131yd\u0131. Dertsiziks \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6ylemeden ba\u011flan\u0131p a\u011faca konurdu. Ortada toplan\u0131p yiyip i\u00e7erlerdi maceran\u0131n sonunda. \u0130\u015fte bu benim bitti\u011fim sahne olurdu. O kadar \u00e7ok orada olmak isterdim ki. O kadar \u00e7ok arkada\u015flar\u0131 olmak isterdim ki. Onlarla orada oturup g\u00fcl\u00fcp e\u011flenip sohbet etmek isterdim. S\u0131rf bu y\u00fczden hala iyi bir \u015fey yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131mda, g\u00fczel \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131mda o ak\u015fam yeme\u011fimi daha zevkle yerim.<\/p>\n

\u00c7ocukken bir g\u00fcn annemden izin alm\u0131\u015f ve sandalyemin arkas\u0131na gazete k\u00e2\u011f\u0131tlar\u0131 serip yedi\u011fim tavu\u011fun kemiklerini arkaya f\u0131rlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m.<\/p>\n

B\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcmde i\u015fler de\u011fi\u015fti mi? Hay\u0131r.:) Kendimi k\u00f6t\u00fc hissetti\u011fim zamanlarda Fundam elinde Asteriks\u2019in maceras\u0131yla yan\u0131ma gelir. 23 ya\u015f\u0131ndayken bir g\u00fcn, Fundan\u0131n o pijama demesine ra\u011fmen \u00e7izgili altla soka\u011fa \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131m.<\/p>\n

\u015eimdi bak\u0131yorum da ben onlar\u0131n hepsiyim. Toptoriks kadar komikle\u015febilen ama zarars\u0131z bir liderli\u011fim var. B\u00fcy\u00fcfiks kadar yar\u0131 deli hayat\u0131m\u0131n bilgesiyim. Dertsiziks kadar k\u00f6t\u00fc sesim var ama \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6ylemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum inatla. A\u011fa\u00e7lar s\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcnce \u0130defiks gibi ters d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcp bay\u0131las\u0131m geliyor. Asteriks kadar ak\u0131ll\u0131 olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum ama benim de arkada\u015flar\u0131m y\u00fcz\u00fcnden maceralar\u0131m oluyor. Ama ger\u00e7ek kahraman\u0131m Hopdediks. Onun kadar saf\u0131m bazen. En \u00e7ok onun k\u0131zd\u0131r\u0131lmamas\u0131 kadar tehlikeliyim. Sa\u00e7\u0131m, g\u00f6be\u011fim de iyice benziyor. Ahha anlad\u0131m ben Hopdediks\u2019e benzemek i\u00e7in kilo veremiyorum. \u015ei\u015fko de\u011fil bal\u0131k eti bi kere. Tek fark\u0131m var, o da ben Dilberiks\u2019le evlendim.:)<\/p>\n

Anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131m her \u015feyin keyfini hala al\u0131yorum. Te\u015fekk\u00fcrler Ren\u00e9 Goscinny, Albert Uderzo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Bu yaz\u0131n\u0131n orjinali 29 A\u011fustos 2007\u2019de Erbu\u011f Kaya Blogspot\u2019ta yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.) Eskiden \u00e7ok\u00e7a \u00e7izgi roman okumu\u015ftum. B\u00fclent eni\u015ftem Anadolu Kava\u011f\u0131\u2019ndaki evin bodrumunda y\u00fczlerce \u00e7izgi roman saklard\u0131. Kimler yoktu ki aras\u0131nda. Halamlara gitti\u011fimizde bodruma dalar, k\u00fcf kokusunun aras\u0131nda hafif nemli \u00e7izgi romanlar\u0131 se\u00e7er b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcn okurdum. Baltal\u0131 \u0130lah Zagor gibi ba\u011f\u0131rmak isterdim. Tom Braks\u2019\u0131n k\u00f6ftecisine bay\u0131l\u0131rd\u0131m. Mandrake\u2019nin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serbest-yazi","tag-cizgi-roman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2858,"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/2858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/erbugkaya.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}